"GRAVY ON YOU!! WHOA OH, GONNA POUR GRAVY ON YOU-OO!"

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Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet. Down the road I go, sliding all the way. I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires. My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

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"O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining, It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth. Long-legged worms in sin and error pining. Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth."

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“Here we are, as in olden days, happy golden rays, up yours.”

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Rudloph, the Red- Nosed Reindeer - you'll go down in Listerine!"

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"Deck the halls with poison ivy! Fa la la la la la la la la

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"Good tighties we bring to you and your kids. Good tighties for Christmas and a happy New Year. Now bring us some freakin pudding...

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